It’s my code,” says a mailman named Drew,
“To unzip, then deliver a screw.
  If virgins, when nervous,
  Resist postal service,
I explain that the male must get through.”

Said Crystal, who hails from Poughkeepsie:
“I ball guys on top when I’m tipsy.”
  Then we peeked in the tent
  Where her binge time is spent,
And we found Crystal balls on a gypsy!

Definitely written by a guy…

When asked to do something salacious,
She answered, “Of course not! Good gracious!”
  But the sight of his tool
  So induced her to drool
That her view, in the end, proved fellatious.

In a strip-poker parlor called Dante’s,
When a maiden had just lost her panties,
  She blushed, glanced around-
  And guess what she found?
All the male players raising their antes!